‘Ello? ‘Ello? Is ANYONE there?
Just about a month ago, Ello was the talk of the town. What’s going on with the anti-social media platform? Who knows…
‘Ello? ‘Ello? Is anybody there?
I feel like singing this entire post.
And that is because I am staring down a long, dark tunnel and the acoustics from the echo make me sound like I’m an opera singer; I’m plugged into ProTools; this is better than the shower; I’m on auto-tune and nobody can stop me!
Fah’jah can you hear me?
At least, this is what I envision when I close my eyes and think of Ello – the ad-free, self-proclaimed, beautiful social network – as a physical space. In my mind, it is an empty, dark, mysterious cave that seems to not have a beginning or an end.
If I could just get a match I could potentially light a candle and peruse around the cave and see what other creatures are inhabiting the space. I know there are a few here.
I. just. haven’t. found. them. yet.
And that’s been one of my biggest problems with Ello. Discoverability.
Yesterday, I received an email from Ello HQ letting me know that I could finally use emojis on the site and that customizable wallpaper was on its way. Thank the higher power because that’s exactly what I want from the next coming of what Facebook should of been.
Ello has positioned themselves as heading in the direction of being the social network for artistic, design-enthused individuals; artists if you will. As someone who has a career rooted in an artistic field, this does excite me. More than half of my career is broadcasted via my various social outlets and I agree none of those platforms are particularly attractive. Sure, there is Tumblr. But Tumblr, just like YouTube, is crowded with adolescents and cats.
The Tumblr issue is the issue that Ello is going to run into. Tumblr is a network of like-minded individuals. It is a network of people displaying and promoting similar things. Bringing the same people together.
Which isn’t a bad thing, mind you, but the goal of many artists is to bring their voice and work to the masses.
I use social platforms in my career to promote my work to the people who otherwise wouldn’t stumble upon my work. Sure, my newsfeed on Facebook is filled with crap and people I don’t care to know about, but when I sit back and think about it, it provides a diverse look unto the world that I wouldn’t normally consider.
Is that diverse world and community on Ello? I’m not sure because I don’t know how to find it. The user design and interface is complicated, and when I go to post the system usually crashes on me. I can’t find my friends, and I can’t find others that I would find interesting. I’m sitting alone in a dismally designed cave-like warehouse, waiting for the rest of my hipster artistic individuals to show up. And since they have set the standard on what is cool in our current society, maybe the rest of the world will follow them? I can only hope.
But for now, I will sit here and sing to myself, waiting for everyone else to finish picking out their filter and uploading to Instagram.