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This website will send glitter to the people you hate
Want to piss off someone you dislike for only $9.99? This website will send them some stupid glitter that is guaranteed to go everywhere.
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Other than mailing a package of poop to someone you really hate, what’s the second best option? An envelope obnoxiously stuffed with glitter.
Now before we go any further, do not send anyone a package of poop. It’s against the law, and secondly, it’s pretty fucking gross. Don’t go through the trouble of having to pop a squat over a corrugated box, hoping you don’t miss your bullseye. Why go through all the fuss when you can send someone an envelope of glitter? The guys over at ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com provide you with the next best thing.
When you visit their website, you’re immediately welcomed with this:
Want to piss off someone you dislike for only $9.99? Let us send them some stupid fucking glitter that is guaranteed to go everywhere.
Here’s how it works:
- You pay them money
- They stuff said glitter into an envelope
- They ship glitter
- Someone gets pissed
It’s pretty freaking genius, actually. Think about how many packing peanuts get all over the place when you get package from a retailer or others alike. With glitter, this stuff is bound to go everywhere. They’ll literally be finding glitter for months.
One of the other great features with this service is that they even provide the recipient with a note inside the envelope, even going as far as stuffing the note deep into the envelope, “thus increasing maximum spillage,” according to their website.
Is this something I would use? Heck yea! Honestly, if I had KnowTechie’s Josiah Motley’s mailing address, I would totally send him two.
Wait, I think he has my address……
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