Stories By Curtis Silver
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Apple
/ 4 years agoApple launches Time To Walk because we’re all dying inside
Coming soon: Time To Breathe
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Business
/ 4 years agoLG is considering rolling out of the smartphone market
Life ain't that good for LG's smartphone biz.
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CES
/ 4 years agoThe dream of flying cars will always be just that, a dream
The Jetsons had it wrong.
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CES
/ 4 years agoAn electrically stimulated taint is a happy taint – let this bandaid help
Electro in the sheets...
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Gaming
/ 4 years agoThe KFConsole finally allows gamers to store fried chicken in their PCs
Hanging out at the combination KFC... uh... Cooler Master?
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Apple Watch
/ 4 years agoAll the wonderfully whack tech we found in December
Sex with a hologram makes a mess.
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Gaming
/ 4 years agoMinecraft keeps crashing, and I keep playing
Building my psyche a new castle in the sand.
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Gadgets
/ 4 years agoPornhub finally takes a throbbing hard stance against illegal content
Getting off on long-overdue content moderation.
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Business
/ 4 years agoSamsung likely to join Apple in rightfully ditching the charger because I already have ten
USB holes in every hole.
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Gaming
/ 4 years agoHow to get a Sony PlayStation 5 without giving in to resellers
Economics 101 is failing us.
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Gadgets
/ 4 years agoAll the wonderfully whack tech we found in November
A warm sack will quell the uprising.
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Internet
/ 4 years agoYou’ve Got Spam is an email widget that will destroy email inboxes around the world
Nigerian Princes don't have time to check email anyway.
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Facebook
/ 4 years agoThe Snapchat Dancing Hot Dog is back because democracy is a snack
Democracy dies in hot dog water.
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News
/ 4 years agoTrump’s Twitter was allegedly hacked, an exhausting twist in this four-year parade of dumb
Remember when Dan Quayle misspelled potato?
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Apps
/ 4 years agoWhiteHat Jr. is teaching millions of kids to code through one-on-one classes
Hey kids, time to make that app
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Security
/ 5 years agoThis IoT sex toy could potentially trap your genitals, requiring industrial grinder release
Cool cool. The only cage for my cock is your heart.
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News
/ 5 years agoTesla kills its PR department, starts work on actual self-driving dragons and humans as fuel
Riding my actual Tesla Dragon to work, feeding on human meat, living the dream.
