Never one to be left out, YouTube adds a new Stories feature

Oh, ok.

Samsung Galaxy S10: What it is, what it ain’t, and what it could be

It will not fold, we can tell you that.

Floyd Mayweather has been slapped with a $600,000 fine for promoting shady cryptocurrencies

The SEC isn't pulling any punches.

Release couch demons with your ass in this literal couch-op

Giving new meaning to the term "butt stuff"

Instagram adds a “close friends” option because f*** Sarah, she doesn’t need to see your story

Getting serious MySpace Top 8 vibes here.

500 million Marriott hotel guests have had their data exposed in a massive data breach

Westin Peace

Amazon Echo devices will soon be able to stream Apple Music

Nice.

You can now run macOS on your fancy iPad Pro, sorta

Nifty.

Here’s how to access the list Twitter uses to personalize your feed

Apparently, I really like Law & Order: SVU.

Pivot wants to put smart tech into your yoga pants

You can also ask your clothes if you're doing a good job.

T-Mobile is launching a mobile banking service called Money

y tho?

All the tech gift guide pitches that should have been deleted but weren’t — Part four

I get so many emails.

All the tech gift guide pitches that should have been deleted but weren’t — Part three

I get even more emails.

Rich people can now exchange their expensive Samsung TV every two years

But it's (probably) not for you.

Google Assistant will now praise you for being nice to it

This is how the robots take over.

Facebook’s new ‘Today In’ feature gives users easier access to local news

But will anyone care?

Amazon UK shoppers can get free delivery on everything through December 5th

Yes, everything.

Starbucks finally bans porn on its free WiFi so act accordingly

Triple money shot latte, please.

Feeling lucky? The FTC may soon investigate video game loot boxes

Alright, let me just drop $10 into this game I'll probably never play again.

Fallout 76 Power Armor pre-orders featured a bag that no one ever received

C'mon, Bethesda.