Forget Spotify Wrapped, this website will shame you for your music tastes
I need to reevaluate my life.
Look, you have bad music tastes. Spotify Wrapped tries to make you feel better about them, but rest assured, your music tastes are shit. Don’t worry, we are all in the same boat.
The web app is powered by The Pudding and is simple enough to use. Simply connect your Spotify or Apple Music account, let it scan your music, answer some tough questions, and wait for your results.
It will ask impossibly tough questions, including a “Fuck, Marry, Kill” between three artists. I got Machine Gun Kelly, Bring Me The Horizon, and Phoebe Bridgers. No, I will not be telling you what I chose.
It will then take your answers and brutally rip you to shreds. It called me out for my feelings about my dad before roasting me about wearing Carhartt at my desk job. And, possibly most ironically, it called me out for my non-degree in writing.
Anyways, just do it. Go get roasted about your music tastes and join me in this pain.
- Spotify just invented the AI Judge Dredd of songwriter plagiarism tech
- Twitch is cracking down on copyrighted music with a new batch of DMCA takedowns
- Spotify’s Anchor acquisition brings over one million small podcasts to the platform
- Snapchat adds a new music feature in a feeble attempt to compete with TikTok