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Dick Pic Attack is another ‘prank’ app that is just as awful as it sounds

You continue to disappoint us, Internet.

dick pic attack app featuring a hotdog on red background
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Between the robocalls and endless ads that already flood our phones, you’d think that prank calls would have gone the way of the dodo (or perhaps more appropriately, the rotary phone) by now. Unfortunately for anyone over the age of 13, sites like PrankDial have only added to our woes.

But then, it could be worse. We could be screening a constant stream of dick pics.

Yes, the nightmare that approximately 98% of women on dating apps are already living has now been made a reality for the rest of us thanks to Dick Pic Attack. What is Dick Pic Attack? It’s an app, that sends dick pics. At least, that’s what I assume it does. I sure as hell am not going to pay to find out.

Send your friend (or foe) a barrage of dick pics… one right after another… an all out dick attack! Get someone while they are in class, at work, or any inopportune time!!!

Nothing funnier than ruining someone’s career, I’ve always said

Dick Pic Attack currently offers three “attack types” to choose from: Shocker, Bamboozle, and Frenemy, which will cost you $2, $4, and $10, respectively. Did I say respectively? Because I meant the exact opposite of that. Anyways, as the price goes up, so do the number of pics your victim will receive, with the Frenemy package totaling 16 goddamn dick pics.

In addition to things like why, why, and why, you’re probably wondering: How does Dick Pic ensure that its pics aren’t being sent to minors? Well put your mind at ease, because the answer is a captcha box at the bottom of the order agreement.

And here I thought it would be at least a week before I found a more reprehensible app than DeepNudes. Way to go, Internet.

What do you think? Is there any excuse for an app like this? Let us know down below in the comments or carry the discussion over to our Twitter or Facebook.

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