Stories By Jared Jones
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Internet
/ 3 months agoThe Panic Room: At least the robot uprising will be slow and largely ineffective
Everything continues to be terrible.
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Internet
/ 4 months agoThe Panic Room: Is Zuckerberg vs. Warren this year’s McGregor vs. Mayweather?
I'm not paying sixty bucks for it, regardless.
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Internet
/ 4 months agoThe Panic Room: “Death by homemade drone strike” was an inevitable headline, really
Like everyone else I am preemptively blaming the Joker movie for this.
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Internet
/ 4 months agoThe Panic Room: The John Hammond of dog sh*t exists and he lives in Florida, obviously
I need to go lay down.
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Internet
/ 5 months agoThe Panic Room: Terminator is literally happening before our eyes
I'll be back - after I take this Xanax and lie down for a bit.
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News
/ 6 months agoAmazon is making a home robot – Repeat, Amazon is making a home robot
We're all gonna die.
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News
/ 6 months agoPablo Escobar’s brother might sue Elon Musk for ripping off his flamethrower idea
... is only a headline that could exist in 2019.
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Social
/ 6 months agoMust-follow Twitter account of the week: Cursed TikToks
I followed it this morning and am forever unclean.
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Internet
/ 6 months agoOne year later, the repeal of net neutrality is already f*cking us over
Who could have possibly seen this coming besides everyone?
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#GameTechie
/ 6 months agoA gamer has joined the 2020 presidential race because, sure, why not
He's more qualified than Marianne Williamson, at the very least.
