Stories By Jared Jones
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News
/ 2 years agoTotally normal and cool Twitter CEO pretending to be son tweets about porn
Masterful gambit, sir.
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Entertainment
/ 4 years agoCatatonicyouths on Instagram is your new source for the dirt worst music in the world
I Breee'd into the abyss and the abyss breee'd back.
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Internet
/ 6 years agoThe Panic Room: At least the robot uprising will be slow and largely ineffective
Everything continues to be terrible.
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Facebook
/ 6 years agoThe Panic Room: Is Zuckerberg vs. Warren this year’s McGregor vs. Mayweather?
I'm not paying sixty bucks for it, regardless.
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Internet
/ 6 years agoThe Panic Room: “Death by homemade drone strike” was an inevitable headline, really
Like everyone else I am preemptively blaming the Joker movie for this.
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Internet
/ 6 years agoThe Panic Room: The John Hammond of dog sh*t exists and he lives in Florida, obviously
I need to go lay down.
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AI
/ 6 years agoThe Panic Room: Terminator is literally happening before our eyes
I'll be back - after I take this Xanax and lie down for a bit.
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News
/ 6 years agoAmazon is making a home robot – Repeat, Amazon is making a home robot
We're all gonna die.
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News
/ 6 years agoPablo Escobar’s brother might sue Elon Musk for ripping off his flamethrower idea
... is only a headline that could exist in 2019.
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Social
/ 6 years agoMust-follow Twitter account of the week: Cursed TikToks
I followed it this morning and am forever unclean.
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Internet
/ 6 years agoOne year later, the repeal of net neutrality is already f*cking us over
Who could have possibly seen this coming besides everyone?
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Gaming
/ 6 years agoA gamer has joined the 2020 presidential race because, sure, why not
He's more qualified than Marianne Williamson, at the very least.
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News
/ 6 years agoLooking to outsmart facial recognition software? Become a Juggalo
It's a lifestyle.
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Facebook
/ 6 years agoCalifornia just passed a law that bans bots from pretending to be real people
It's about damn time.
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News
/ 6 years agoDonald Trump is inviting Twitter trolls to the White House for a “social media summit”
This should work out juuuust fine.
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Business
/ 6 years agoAn Amazon executive fires back at John Oliver following his scathing ‘Last Week Tonight’ segment
SVP Dave Clark claims Oliver "is wrong on Amazon," but is he though?
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Apps
/ 6 years agoChinese border guards are installing a mandatory malware app in tourists’ phones
This image has nothing to do with the story. I don't care. Maximum the Hormone frickin' rule.
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AI
/ 6 years agoGrubhub is creating fake restaurant websites to exploit the actual restaurants it delivers for
Another tech company that luvs 2 screw its clients over.
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AI
/ 6 years agoIt is now illegal to distribute deepfake revenge porn in Virginia
FINALLY some good news.
