Stories By Jared Jones
Entertainment
/ 3 weeks agoCatatonicyouths on Instagram is your new source for the dirt worst music in the world
I Breee'd into the abyss and the abyss breee'd back.
Internet
/ 1 year agoThe Panic Room: At least the robot uprising will be slow and largely ineffective
Everything continues to be terrible.
Internet
/ 1 year agoThe Panic Room: Is Zuckerberg vs. Warren this year’s McGregor vs. Mayweather?
I'm not paying sixty bucks for it, regardless.
Internet
/ 1 year agoThe Panic Room: “Death by homemade drone strike” was an inevitable headline, really
Like everyone else I am preemptively blaming the Joker movie for this.
Internet
/ 1 year agoThe Panic Room: The John Hammond of dog sh*t exists and he lives in Florida, obviously
I need to go lay down.
Internet
/ 2 years agoThe Panic Room: Terminator is literally happening before our eyes
I'll be back - after I take this Xanax and lie down for a bit.
News
/ 2 years agoAmazon is making a home robot – Repeat, Amazon is making a home robot
We're all gonna die.
News
/ 2 years agoPablo Escobar’s brother might sue Elon Musk for ripping off his flamethrower idea
... is only a headline that could exist in 2019.
Social
/ 2 years agoMust-follow Twitter account of the week: Cursed TikToks
I followed it this morning and am forever unclean.
Internet
/ 2 years agoOne year later, the repeal of net neutrality is already f*cking us over
Who could have possibly seen this coming besides everyone?
