Stories By Jared Jones
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Social
/ 7 months agoTotally normal and cool Twitter CEO pretending to be son tweets about porn
Masterful gambit, sir.
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Entertainment
/ 3 years agoCatatonicyouths on Instagram is your new source for the dirt worst music in the world
I Breee'd into the abyss and the abyss breee'd back.
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Internet
/ 4 years agoThe Panic Room: At least the robot uprising will be slow and largely ineffective
Everything continues to be terrible.
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Internet
/ 4 years agoThe Panic Room: Is Zuckerberg vs. Warren this year’s McGregor vs. Mayweather?
I'm not paying sixty bucks for it, regardless.
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Internet
/ 4 years agoThe Panic Room: “Death by homemade drone strike” was an inevitable headline, really
Like everyone else I am preemptively blaming the Joker movie for this.
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Internet
/ 4 years agoThe Panic Room: The John Hammond of dog sh*t exists and he lives in Florida, obviously
I need to go lay down.
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News
/ 4 years agoThe Panic Room: Terminator is literally happening before our eyes
I'll be back - after I take this Xanax and lie down for a bit.
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News
/ 4 years agoAmazon is making a home robot – Repeat, Amazon is making a home robot
We're all gonna die.
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News
/ 4 years agoPablo Escobar’s brother might sue Elon Musk for ripping off his flamethrower idea
... is only a headline that could exist in 2019.
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Social
/ 4 years agoMust-follow Twitter account of the week: Cursed TikToks
I followed it this morning and am forever unclean.
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