Stories By Curtis Silver
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CES
/ 6 years agoKOHLER unveils intelligent, Alexa-enabled smart toilet for your dumb butt
Your ass deserves this.
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Gear
/ 6 years agoBrain genius Trevor creates janky 3rd party Juul charger
Trevor the tool man Trevor
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Gift Guide
/ 6 years agoLast minute tech gift guide for your sad, lonely Christmas
Holiday cards go in the trash.
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Gear
/ 6 years agoIQOS is the next evolution in moving humanity past the brutality of cigarettes
Even smoking can evolve.
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Gaming
/ 6 years agoMy Microsoft Anaconda don’t want none unless it’s a next-gen Xbox hun
My anaconda do want some.
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Entertainment
/ 6 years agoYouTube Rewind 2018 is the worst acid trip your dad can’t remember
If self-flagellation was a video.
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Gadgets
/ 6 years agoWe chose the form of the destructor, and it is electric scooters
Zuul was right.
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News
/ 6 years agoSurvey reveals Millennials hate using the phone because other Millennials won’t shut the hell up
Don't ever call me.
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Gadgets
/ 6 years agoYouPorn’s first annual 2018 year in retrospect report strokes your thirst for porn data
Put it in my brain.
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Gadgets
/ 6 years agoPVR IRIS VR Headset might be the holiday gift you’ve been wanking for
Titillate your eye holes.
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Gear
/ 6 years agoVaping innovation and relevant discussions are pertinent to the discerning consumer
Ripping phat data points.
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Gadgets
/ 6 years agoAll the tech gift guide pitches that should have been deleted but weren’t — Part four
I get so many emails.
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Gadgets
/ 6 years agoAll the tech gift guide pitches that should have been deleted but weren’t — Part three
I get even more emails.
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News
/ 6 years agoStarbucks finally bans porn on its free WiFi so act accordingly
Triple money shot latte, please.
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Gadgets
/ 6 years agoAll the tech gift guide pitches that should have been deleted but weren’t — Part two
I get more emails.
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Gadgets
/ 6 years agoAll the tech gift guide pitches that should have been deleted but weren’t – Part One
I get emails.
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Epic Games
/ 6 years agoFortnite addiction is apparently breaking up families, sending kids to rehab
Addiction royale
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News
/ 6 years agoElon Musk can piss off to Mars and take Lena Dunham with him
Move over, Matt Damon.
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