Mark Zuckerberg publicly posted his privacy thoughts

End-to-End encryption won't save you from the pitchforks.

You can hack in dark mode on Facebook Messenger by sending an emoji

Well, that's a cool way to add a feature.

Facebook will finally let you delete the information it holds on you later this year

The "Clear History" tool is on the way.

Facebook grossly underpays its content moderators, while also giving them PTSD

Seriously, this is f*cking grim.

Here’s how to use the unsend feature in Facebook Messenger

Or you know, you could just delete the app and never use it again.

Facebook Messenger’s unsend feature is finally here

Or yanno, maybe just don't message your boss at 2 am again, k?

Turns out Facebook won’t be integrating WhatsApp, Messenger, and Instagram chat for a while

luv 2 chat

Facebook has been giving teens money in exchange for their data

How much is continual access to your data worth? $20, according to Facebook.

You may soon be able to send a Facebook Message to Instagram and WhatsApp users

This is actually kind of nice.

Facebook employees continue to support Zuckerberg, according to a new survey

Somewhat surprising results.

Desperate for sex? Try Facebook’s new ‘brainwashing’ targeted ad campaigns

Eat a dick, Zuckerberg.

Facebook employees were caught red-handed leaving fake Portal reviews on Amazon

Will Amazon pull the product for fake reviews?

Google will soon drop the ban hammer on apps that have access to your SMS, call logs

This couldn't have come at a better time.

Is it time for a sequel to The Social Network? The movie’s writer thinks so

I'm all for it if Eisenberg comes back to play Zuck.

The Guardian destroys Mark Zuckerberg in his own ‘Year in Review’

Spoiler: It's decidedly less sunny than the one Facebook made for itself.

Facebook ignored its own privacy rules in secret deal with Amazon

This is getting ridiculous.

Facebook allowed Spotify and Netflix to snoop in on your private messages for some reason

Seriously, what the f*** is up with Facebook these days.

Facebook still has all those posts you wrote, then deleted

Everything is terrible.

Facebook Messenger adds a new selfie camera to further increase our vanity

Boomerang video, a selfie mode, and more AR stickers than you can shake a virtual stick at.

How to delete Facebook without losing any of your photos and contacts

Do it, you coward.