Stories By Curtis Silver
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News
/ 6 years agoAmazon Prime’s 10 million one-day delivery items will keep you out of the big, scary world
Veruca Salt was right.
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Gaming
/ 6 years agoPokémon Sleep in the sheets, psychological manipulation in the streets
Lickitung my brain.
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Gadgets
/ 6 years agoPogo sticks hitting the streets of San Francisco ushers in the most ridiculous commuting timeline
Bounce straight to hell.
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Business
/ 6 years agoHow to keep the Windows 10 May update from ruining your morning
Patience, grasshopper.
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Gadgets
/ 6 years agoWalmart rolls out new private-label Chinese-made tablets amid tariff talk
Lemme hold a tariff tablet.
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Gadgets
/ 6 years agoxHamster encourages porn viewers to think of their mom instead of MILFs
Freud was right about you.
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Gadgets
/ 6 years agoDo not drink: Cleanyst is a SodaStream for soap, shampoo, and household cleaners
Clean toilet, save planet.
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Google
/ 6 years agoLiving dangerously: I drove 360 miles today without using Google Maps
No Waze No Way
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Facebook
/ 6 years agoFacebook Dating’s Secret Crush feature is the beginning of the end
Poking was bad enough.
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Apps
/ 6 years agoWhat the fresh hell is Apple thinking with this Warren Buffett Paperboy clone app
The Daily Sun is ashamed.
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Apps
/ 6 years agoFartr is an app that finally gives you a new way to share your rancid, sticky farts
Start farting around.
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Gadgets
/ 6 years agoAmazon wants to turn your Ring doorbell into a crime news service
Ding dong I'm here to steal your shizz lolz
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Entertainment
/ 6 years agoNo Avengers: Endgame spoilers here, just searching for Avengers porn because that’s how we do
HULK [literally] SMASH
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Business
/ 6 years agoSamsung Galaxy Fold consumer launch delayed due to failure of simplicity of design
Smartphones weren't meant to fold.
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Business
/ 6 years agoSamsung’s Galaxy Fold phone fiasco futzes the future of folding phones
Trying only leads to failure - Homer
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Airpods
/ 6 years agoMicrosoft’s rumored Surface Buds may be a thing for Apple haters to put in their ears
Take it as it comes.
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WTF
/ 6 years agoI’m looking forward to dropping a hot, steamy deuce in a self-driving car
Dook and Drive