Stories By Curtis Silver
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Business
/ 7 years agoMicrosoft updates its Surface PCs with beefier specs, nothing much else
Matte black is the new black
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Gaming
/ 7 years ago‘Fortnite’ Season 6 gets into the Halloween spirit with cute decorations and minor annoyances
Pumpkin royale.
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Crypto
/ 7 years agoRewardMob is the blockchain-based mobile eSports gaming platform you already knew existed
Pass the melatonin.
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Facebook
/ 7 years agoFacebook takes another shit in our cereal, but we’ll keep eating that squishy, flaky load of social
Just eat it.
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News
/ 7 years agoTimes Newer Roman font is pure academic anxiety, just in a few less pages
Make it long.
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Mobile
/ 7 years agoiPhone XS Max feels like a throbbing majestic unicorn against the flesh of my unworthy hands
Erotic iPhone Fanfic.
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iPhone
/ 7 years agoApple’s pretentious pretend product passion possibly placates precariously perplexed phone people
Porous pandering to plebeians.
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Gadgets
/ 7 years agoCamSoda introduces CardiBot, a twerk-based stunt to trick your robo-junk into arousal
Get out the WD-40 and lube up.
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Business
/ 7 years agoSamsung may finally be ready to release a folding phone, which should fit nicely in your fanny pack
Hinges are the future.
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Gaming
/ 7 years agoHow to read all the glowing Spider-Man reviews without getting friction burns
Something is tingling.
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Facebook
/ 7 years agoYou won’t ever be Instagram verified, so don’t bother trying
What filter do you put on rejection?
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Reviews
/ 7 years agoBlue Yeti Nano is the perfect microphone to grab your game-streaming or podcast prattle
Rattle, prattle, and gab away.
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Business
/ 7 years agoGoogle, Apple, IBM among large companies dropping college degree requirement for new hires
Foot, meet door.
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Gaming
/ 7 years agoFortnite V5.30 patch delayed until Thursday, new challenges Friday so freaking relax, Chad
Patience royale, buddy.
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Google
/ 7 years agoGoogle joins the brick and mortar rebirth with a massive retail location in Chicago
We're still not over Radio Shack.
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Gaming
/ 7 years agoKevin made me write about the horse balls in Red Dead Redemption 2
They're just hanging out.
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Gadgets
/ 7 years agoOhmiBod Cuddle Mini and Share Vibrators are handy companions for your on-the-go sex life
Buzz one out before lunch.
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Virtual Reality
/ 7 years agoMagic Leap One is another step forward in mixed reality headsets that you can’t afford
Robert Scoble is taking a bath with one right now.
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Apps
/ 7 years agoCouch Potato app tracks your legendary inactivity while subconsciously selling you a couch
Your ass resembles a potato. Get it?
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Gadgets
/ 7 years agoThe 2nd generation June Intelligent Oven knows those are Totino’s pizza rolls
But will it blend?