YouTube Rewind 2018 is the worst acid trip your dad can’t remember

If self-flagellation was a video.

Apple’s solution to its iPhone ban in China? Uhh, a software update

Apple has been riding high in China recently, growing revenue 16% in the last quarter.

You can now play classic Sega Genesis games on Amazon Fire TV

Gotta go fast, yo.

Alexa Guard looks to turn your smart assistant into private security

Hey Alexa, guard my s***.

Here are the 10 worst passwords still being used in 2018

"Enter password to continue" is a prompt, not a literal task, people.

New rumors floating around point to a Samsung Galaxy S10 release date

Plus confirmation of some earlier leaks on the design.

Facial recognition was used to keep tabs on stalkers at a Taylor Swift concert

🎶 'Cause I knew you were trouble when you walked in 🎶

It looks like Netflix is testing a new ‘Instant Replay’ function

Play it again, Sam.

Cops are using dummy packages with cameras and GPS trackers to catch porch pirates

Good.

All the movies and TV shows Netflix is adding in January 2019

City of God is a movie you should watch in January.

It took over two years, but Pokémon Go has finally added PvP

Who wants to catch these hands?

Thieves in Denver are stealing your expensive Ring doorbells

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? (Who watches the watchmen?)

Russian State TV praised a robot that was actually just a dude in a suit

In Soviet Russia, Robot is you.

Shocker, Soulja Boy’s self-branded console looks to have pirated Nintendo content on it

🎵 Now SUE-perman that... oh 🎵

Nintendo’s retro releases for December includes some surprises

It's the most wonderful time of the month.

Here’s how to use the new eSim feature on the iPhone XR and XS

Two numbers for work and play.

Dead celebrities and the World Cup topped Google’s Year in Search for 2018

BRB, changing the site to a gossip column.

Online play in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is broken

Lag, weirdness, and connection problems abound.

We chose the form of the destructor, and it is electric scooters

Zuul was right.

Elon Musk says Tesla will refund your vehicle if it isn’t delivered in time for the tax break

Thanks, Musk.