The first Boring Company tunnel is getting ready to open its gaping hole to the masses

Dig a hole, Elon.

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate is the fastest selling game on Nintendo Switch

Even flaky netcode couldn't slow it down.

This genius YouTuber set up an elaborate glitter bomb for unsuspecting porch pirates

This man is a hero and deserves an award.

Microsoft was hiding $10 gift cards in newsletters and almost no one knew

Or, at least, those people didn't share the news.

Carlton Banks, I mean Alfonso Ribeiro, is suing Epic Games over some more dances

"They hate us, cause that ain't us."

My Microsoft Anaconda don’t want none unless it’s a next-gen Xbox hun

My anaconda do want some.

Facebook Messenger adds a new selfie camera to further increase our vanity

Boomerang video, a selfie mode, and more AR stickers than you can shake a virtual stick at.

A new Samsung patent could mean mobile holographic tech is right around the corner

If so, those Star Wars style 3D holographs might soon be here.

A hacked Wall Street Journal post urged people to subscribe to PewDiePie

The most 2018 headline of 2018.

A new Super Smash Bros. Ultimate glitch lets you spawn infinite assist characters

Don't talk to me or my infinite number of Waluigis again.

Google Assistant will now let you know if your flight might be delayed

This is all possible thanks to Google Flights and machine learning.

Cops, hackers and your mom can unlock your phone with a 3D printed model of your head

Flagships like the LG G7 ThinQ, OnePlus 6, and Samsung Galaxy S9 and Note 8 are susceptible.

How to delete Facebook without losing any of your photos and contacts

Do it, you coward.

Violent video games could play a factor in desensitization

Yeah, I mean, probably.

The guy behind Stardew Valley is putting other projects on hold to focus on Stardew Valley

New content? Yes, please.

Google Photos will no longer offer unlimited storage on certain video formats

Not really a huge deal, but worth noting.

5 of the best video doorbells to secure your home with

All of these are solid options.

Starbucks and Uber Eats are teaming up to bring you coffee

Deliver that caffeine right into my mouth.

After this holiday season, Nintendo will no longer make the NES and SNES Classic consoles

You better hurry.

Epic Games decides to immediately vault Infinity Blade in Fortnite citing balance issues

Goodbye, we won't miss you.