Apple Music is killing off the Connect feature you probably never used

There's a disconnect with Connect.

YouTube Rewind 2018 is the worst acid trip your dad can’t remember

If self-flagellation was a video.

Instagram has released its walkie talkie feature to annoy your friends

Breaker, breaker.

New patents from Facebook could be used to predict where you’ll go next

Wonder when Zuck will patent 'Minority Report' style precogs... 🤔

Survey reveals Millennials hate using the phone because other Millennials won’t shut the hell up

Don't ever call me.

Move over PewDiePie, this 7 year old is out-earning you

I'm a failure.

Tumblr is cleaning house by banning most NSFW content

Will somebody please think of the furries!

Is your printer urging you to subscribe to one of the largest YouTubers?

If so, you got hacked.

Never one to be left out, YouTube adds a new Stories feature

Oh, ok.

Instagram adds a “close friends” option because f*** Sarah, she doesn’t need to see your story

Getting serious MySpace Top 8 vibes here.

Here’s how to access the list Twitter uses to personalize your feed

Apparently, I really like Law & Order: SVU.

Facebook’s new ‘Today In’ feature gives users easier access to local news

But will anyone care?

No one is watching YouTube Originals, so the company is making them available to everyone

Still not going to watch.

Facebook is working on a feature that will let you mute stupid words

We needed this like two years ago.

A Facebook glitch has people reliving Messenger convos from years back

Big ugh.

Broke students can now get YouTube Premium and Music for a big discount

Everyone loves a good discount.

Facebook Watch Party rolls out to everyone, because nobody was using it

Umm, ok.

Surprising no one, Facebook’s Watch feature is a flop

No one watches Watch.

The UK Parliament has seized confidential documents from Facebook

What will we learn from these documents?

Here’s how to delete that embarrassing YouTube history

You can erase your YouTube history in just a few steps.