Facebook is testing some new features on the app to make your News Feed suck less

Fingers crossed they actually release this update.

Elon Musk wants everyone to know that Facebook is, in fact, lame

In other news, the sky is still blue.

How much money does Instagram make in ad revenue? 20 billion in 2019 alone

Will upcoming changes to the platform hurt or help that number in 2020?

Yaheard is a new social app for arguing, as if Twitter doesn’t exist

Fight me.

Facebook reports positive Q4 earnings amid the constant chaos of privacy concerns

Delete Facebook.

Apparently, Facebook’s “clear history” tool is a big fucking sham

C'mon Facebook, seriously?

Facebook has finally released a tool to let you wipe the data companies are sharing about you

About time this came out.

Tech Hangover: Yup, Google is still an ad company

Don't you ever forget it too.

Not coming to Netflix in 2020: Ads

Tiers of joy

Clearview AI, the company that already knows your face, requires a picture of your face to opt-out

Everything is truly terrible.

A facial recognition company scraped billion of photos from sites like Facebook and YouTube

And it’s using the data to help law enforcement agencies.

WhatsApp is thankfully pulling back on its decision to display ads in the app

Two years of development down the drain.

Instagram is finally looking to add direct messaging for web users

Instagram, please bless me with this update.

Facebook Messenger now requires you to have a Facebook account to join

Surprised it took this long, honestly.

Tech Hangover: Facebook, Facebook, and more Facebook

Make it stop.

The New York Times discovered that random companies track you and honestly, who the hell cares

We are all ghosts, socially.

Facebook struggles to convince lawmakers why it constantly needs to track your location

Facebook always knows.

Tech Hangover: Apple, Amazon, and Google are teaming up to make the smart home smarter

Meanwhile, I'm just here getting dumber.

Tech Hangover: Google continues to be a horrible company to its employees

To be fair, I'd still work there if they gave me a job.

Tech Hangover: Facebook could be in some deep trouble

Everything continues to be terrible...