Stories By Curtis Silver
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Apps
/ 6 years agoHinge launches a brand campaign that literally kills its mascot for love
Love is death
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Gadgets
/ 6 years agoYouPorn launches pornstar search by Zodiac sign to satisfy your astrology fetish
Spank a Virgo today.
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Gadgets
/ 6 years agoStripchat aligns with Sexual Health Alliance to stroke your anxious porn-centric brain
Your anxiety is so turned on right now.
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Apps
/ 6 years agoCamSoda launches Ep-Coc so you can virtually experience oral from around the globe
You should travel more.
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Tech
/ 6 years agoWhen our brains are in the cloud, we may not need these rotting bodies
We'll all be lawnmower people.
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AI
/ 6 years agoNeuralink may need human volunteers willing to merge their brains with the machine
Your brain is not worthy.
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Alexa
/ 6 years agoAmazon Prime Day demands human sacrifice to the gods of consumerism
Your soul for 2-day shipping.
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Apps
/ 6 years agoGoogle’s Shoelace will probably get caught in the social media escalator
The fox chases the rabbit.
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Apps
/ 6 years agoYour wasted life quantified as Candy Crush reaches its 5,000th level
Color bomb your psyche.
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Business
/ 6 years agoA smartwatch packed with folding screens is a great idea for living in a future of stupid tech
Coming to a tech-douche-bro wrist near you.
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Internet
/ 6 years agoI went a week without Wi-Fi and totally survived (this reality)
Reinsertion is hard.
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Gear
/ 6 years agoSan Francisco’s ban on e-cigarettes sends the mixed message that smoking is still totally cool
Joe Camel is laughing in his grave.
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Alexa
/ 6 years agoThe single best piece of smart home tech is definitively this
It is all, it is none. We are alive.
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Gadgets
/ 6 years agoxHamster data shows straight folk celebrate Pride by their consumption of LGBTQ porn content
Let's all be fluid like Odo.
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Crypto
/ 6 years agoFacebook’s Libra is a pile of red flags ready to be stuffed down your throat and wallet
Trust is earned, not taken.
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Gadgets
/ 6 years agoYouPorn launches YouPropose contest for that perfect porn proposal
Here comes the marriage shot.
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Gadgets
/ 6 years agoReview: Skullcandy Push Earbuds – delivering an empowered year of ’12 moods’
Mood rings for your ears.
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Apple
/ 6 years agoOur lives are not our own as smartphones trend toward cameras on cameras on cameras
Is that a camera bulge or are you happy to see me?
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Apps
/ 6 years agoMogul launches mobile productivity app to disappear the disorder from your day
Today is just yesterday in pants.
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Gadgets
/ 6 years agoCamSoda connects that vape life to that masturbation life with Vapegasm
Fat, orgasmic rips.
