A new Super Smash Bros. Ultimate glitch lets you spawn infinite assist characters

Don't talk to me or my infinite number of Waluigis again.

5 apps that will instantly make you lose faith in humanity

Steve Jobs, what hath thou wrought?

Russian State TV praised a robot that was actually just a dude in a suit

In Soviet Russia, Robot is you.

Shocker, Soulja Boy’s self-branded console looks to have pirated Nintendo content on it

🎵 Now SUE-perman that... oh 🎵

Release couch demons with your ass in this literal couch-op

Giving new meaning to the term "butt stuff"

Mozilla has a gift guide that lets you know who’s selling the most creepiest gadgets

Unsurprisingly, voice assistant-equipped gadgets top the list.

Your cloned dogs are probably a fraud and you shouldn’t have bought them anyway

We're not ready.

Scientists predict we’ll be boning in self-driving cars in the very near future

FINALLY some good news.

The FDA will soon prevent certain stores from selling candy and fruit-flavored e-cigarettes

Poor little Johnny.

Self-driving cars could be equipped with a moral compass to choose who it kills in a crash

It's like "Maximum Overdrive" but somehow worse.

There’s a patch of road in Red Dead Redemption 2 that kills anything that passes through it with fire

This is crazy.

The souped-up version of the iPad Pro will set you back a whopping $2,227

Let that sink in for a bit.

The President of The United States of America uses an unsecured iPhone like a f****** moron

Totally on brand.

Capcom is trying to peddle some Devil May Cry 5 jackets for 8 grand

I'll just buy a nice used car, thank you very much.

Boston Dynamics has developed a robot that knows parkourWHYWHYWHYYY

Welp, we had a good run.

Kanye West’s iPhone password has been revealed and boy is it a doozy

Good GOD, man.

Walmart wants to use its shopping carts to track your heart rate and temperature

I'm not ok with this.

What the f*ck even IS the Google Home Hub, exactly?

Keep that thing away from me.

Alexa and Google Assistant are dropping f-bombs and talking about cocaine

A subtle reminder that technology isn't perfect.

There’s a new phone gadget that touches you like only a human finger can

Technology was a mistake.