Instagram is finally looking to add direct messaging for web users

Instagram, please bless me with this update.

Twitter is adding new ways to curate your conversations on the platform

We'll see how well it works out, but it's definitely nice in theory.

Facebook Messenger now requires you to have a Facebook account to join

Surprised it took this long, honestly.

Tech Hangover: Facebook, Facebook, and more Facebook

Make it stop.

PSA: Update your Twitter app like right now

Seriously, just do it.

Instagram now hides ‘like counts’ – this Chrome extension brings them back

This is a handy extension if you are ok with getting on Chrome to look at Instagram.

The New York Times discovered that random companies track you and honestly, who the hell cares

We are all ghosts, socially.

Facebook struggles to convince lawmakers why it constantly needs to track your location

Facebook always knows.

Twitter’s revamped iPad app is basically the web version

Can they just integrate Tweetdeck already?

Tech Hangover: Apple, Amazon, and Google are teaming up to make the smart home smarter

Meanwhile, I'm just here getting dumber.

A group of trolls targeted Twitter users with epilepsy with a barrage of strobing images

People are terrible.

You can now watch a bunch of PBS stations live on YouTube TV

The station being YouTube-ready marks a new chapter in the ongoing trend of cord-cutting.

Tech Hangover: Google continues to be a horrible company to its employees

To be fair, I'd still work there if they gave me a job.

Tech Hangover: PewDiePie is taking a “break” from YouTube and apparently this is news

I seriously hate everything.

Twitter now lets you upload iOS Live Photos as GIFs – Here’s how

All ya gotta do is upload...

Tech Hangover: Facebook could be in some deep trouble

Everything continues to be terrible...

To the surprise of no one, Facebook will be using Oculus’ VR data to sell ads

luv 2 be targeted with ads.

Tech Hangover: YouTube finally did something right for a change

It's about damn time.

YouTube will now ban videos that “maliciously insult” people based on race, gender, or sex

Definitely a step in the right direction.

A Facebook contractor was caught accepting a ton of money to restore banned accounts

Not sure whether to laugh or cry.