Stories By Curtis Silver
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Business
/ 7 years agoGameStop to get into comics, but should trade-in itself for a fistful of dirt
🎵 Let it go, let it go. Turn away and slam the door. 🎵
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Gaming
/ 7 years agoI might buy a PS4 JUST to web-sling around NYC as Spider-Man
Zac Efron ain't got nothin' on Spidey.
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Gadgets
/ 7 years agoBlue Blackout Spark SL is the microphone you need to jump-start your Soundcloud rap career
I rap about the Blockchain.
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Laptop
/ 7 years agoLenovo announces 128GB RAM laptop, a beast from the future of getting shit done
128GB RAM laptop? Take my money.
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Cars
/ 7 years agoFuck EVs, get a Hummer H1 Launch Edition instead and destroy the road
Get out of my way.
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Gadgets
/ 7 years ago8 Father’s Day gifts to create a lasting bond between dad and the crushing reality of your existence
Your existence is accidental.
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Business
/ 7 years agoBlooom seeks to disrupt your 401(k) because your retirement plan shouldn’t be avocado-based investments
Where is your gold buried?
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Gaming
/ 7 years agoNew Battletoads coming to Xbox One, prompting my therapist to put a down payment on her new yacht
I'm already stressed out.
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Business
/ 7 years agoHow the Tesla board meeting vote to keep Elon Musk as chairman probably went down
Elon is a majestic unicorn.
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News
/ 7 years agoMcDonald’s adding thousands more self-order kiosks to keep your ass fat, happy, and in the store
More technology, less mistakes, maximum calories.
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PC Hardware
/ 7 years agoThis bad-ass Beam router will put the smack-down on your ISP’s prying tendrils
Damn the man.
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Apps
/ 7 years agoFacebook’s Messenger Kids update frees parents from having to friend other parents
Other parents are terrible.
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Business
/ 7 years agoMonster Products pivots to the blockchain, filing for an ICO because reasons
Still better than Beats headphones.
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Business
/ 7 years agoIt’s 2018 and somehow Netflix’s DVD business is still thriving, while Redbox attempts to keep up
Renting DVDs is so 1998.
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Gadgets
/ 7 years agoMysteryVibe launches the Tenuto, a taint-tickling vibrator for men
Come on, try it out.
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News
/ 7 years agoHumans are too fucking stupid to use the Tesla autopilot feature
Fast & furiously stupid.
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4K
/ 7 years agoMicrosoft’s Surface Hub 2 is the ridiculously expensive whiteboard of the future
You can't afford it.
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