You can now dry-clean your laundry at a vending machine, sort of

It's neat, but I'm not sure I'd consider it a vending machine.

Researchers are trying to prevent “selfie-related fatalities” at tourist spots because we live in Hell

And Darwin wept.

Facebook pinky swears hackers didn’t use your login to access third-party apps

And yet, they still don't know who's responsible for the attack.

People are having trouble charging their new iPhone XS and XS Max devices

These are things that should not be happening on a $1,000 smartphone.

Did a Samsung Galaxy Note 9 just burst into flames? One woman claims hers did

This Galaxy Note 9 is red hot.

Elon Musk is being sued by the Thai cave rescuer he dared to sue him

The physicist is about to get an old-school lesson in Newton's third.

Researchers have created an insect-drone that mimics the movement of insects

It's basically a fruit fly with 5 minutes of battery life.

This brutally honest video accurately describes the new iPhone in a nutshell

Damn, owned.

Sadly, the OnePlus 6T will not feature a headphone jack

RIP to convenience.

BMW just made the most hideous self-driving motorcycle, thankfully it’s not for sale

Look at this fucking thing. LOOK AT IT!

RIP Apple’s free headphone dongles

Gone, but never forgotten.

I don’t know what’s going on, but there is a new game coming out for the Nintendo Wii

WHAT YEAR IS IT

RIP Elon Musk’s Instagram account

As an actual human being, who gives a fuck?

For some reason, Panasonic has released a device that deodorizes your shoes

Odor-eating ions air away yo' stank.

The Segway Drift W1 eSkates are now available for pre-order

Here's how much it'll cost you to look cool while you crash.

For a cool $447k, you can basically be Iron Man

It only makes sense that you would need Tony Stark money to buy one.

You can now play Doom in ASCII mode because life is pain

This is my hell.

Donald Trump is officially the #1 idiot in the world (according to Google)

You can't argue with the algorithm.

How long did it take for Overwatch’s Hammond to become a porn star?

Hamster dongle engage!

Europe might ban memes because no one can take a joke anymore

The end is near.